December 2010
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A breakdown of the coming of 2011.
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fujiidom | -dunham | justyvonne:
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2011
New Year’s Resolution:
That this is the last New Years I spend watching Poseidon Adventure on the couch.
This time next year I want to be knee deep in cocaine and beautiful people.
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Reason #234,005,383 to move to LA
DONALD SUTHERLAND IS GETTING A STAR IN 2011. I’M MOVING TO LA IN 2011.
Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeee Donald, I’LL BE THERE, I’ll take off work, we can talk about cats and Jane Fonda!!
Cosmopolitan Magazine: 60 Hands-Free Ways To "WOW"...
shessostupid:
So in the January 2011 issue of Cosmo they made a list of naughty tips to “WOW” your man.
You have to read some of these to believe them:
:O
- I love when a girl puts her mouth on my penis side-ways, like it’s corn on the cob, and slides her lips from side to side.
- Lick his eyelids, and then blow on your saliva.
- Flutter your eyelashes against his boys for a sweet...
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cosmicbowties:
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satanicnympho:
Hahahahaha omg
EVERYTIME
OH MY GOD.
OH MY FREAKING GOD
YES
IT’S JUST SO TRUE
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When I was your age... →
What the shit? Kids need a pain-in-the-ass-to-clean robot box to do all this now?? We used to set our old crayons out in the sun on wax paper in Tucson. It wasn’t crayon-shaped, but it was freeeee.
This method could also be used to bake play-doh masterpieces.
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I just got really weirded out, thinking about how many people are celebrating Christmas right now.
Obviously, Jon Hamm got Santa boxers, and I would imagine all the Baldwin brothers bought each other George Foreman grills and funny aprons. Donald Sutherland will probably be disappointed that Queefer got him another shitty copy of Lost Boys, but he won’t say anything.
.. No one will find...
That awkward moment when somebody in your family...
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queercakes:
OH GOD, SWIPE THE HARDRIVE. OH GOD, BURN THE WHOLE THING
Please please please don’t look at my internet history oh god don’t do it.
Last night I came into the family room and my uncle was just… on my computer. Checking his email. WHAT. STOP THAT. I HAVE TABS OF TUMBLR OPEN.
“What’s your password?” “Who’s that on your...
I could be in Lake Tahoe, sipping cocktails and spending Christmas with my boyfriend’s stable, normal family, while we watch the Oscar selection of movies (his Aunt and Uncle are part of ‘The Academy,’ yo.), hanging out with Lisa Edelstein in the snow and the mountains and the— it’s Lake fucking Tahoe.
But… I’m not.
also if I hear one more commercial with people...
who-md:
The.. TJ Maxx commercials.. the… I can’t… go on.
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B Horror Movies →
I need this to continue living.
Like Disco Lemonade: Ha. →
futureexmrsmalcolm:
I hate when people say that they have a ‘hard long distance relationship’ when its like.. an hour away. ‘He goes to a different high school!’ ‘He lives in a different suburb!!’ ‘He’s in Denver and I’m in BOULDERRRR.’
Try 2,500 miles for a year and a half and still going…
Tumblr-stupid and can’t figure out how to reblog without removing your response.. derrp.
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Ha.
I hate when people say that they have a ‘hard long distance relationship’ when its like.. an hour away. ‘He goes to a different high school!’ ‘He lives in a different suburb!!’ ‘He’s in Denver and I’m in BOULDERRRR.’
Try 2,500 miles for a year and a half and still going strong. We’re going to get married and have babies with huge...
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No.
Netflix just suggested I watch an animated version of Dr. Who… Netflix, we need to talk, we’ve grown so distant. I feel like you don’t even know me anymore.
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TODAY IS BAKING DAY.
i am blog.: The Wrestler. →
Up until about a week or two ago my daily diet basically consisted of two million cigarettes and a pot of coffee. I don’t mention this to seem Hunter S. Thompson-cool, as I don’t think cigarettes and coffee have really been cool since MTV stopped playing all those videos from the 80’s that had…
This is a super old post and I feel like a stalker, but my mom asked me what was wrong with...
ATTENTION ALL
STOP TOUCHING YOUR FUCKING PENISES WHILE I AM IN THE SAME ROOM WATCHING THE SAME TV AS YOU. THERE IS NO NEED TO ADJUST THAT OFTEN. GET SOME BOXER-BRIEFS OR TAPE THEM TO YOUR TAINT BEFORE I CHOP YOUR BALL-SMELLING HANDS OFF. YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING.
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I haven’t been able to fall asleep before 7 am every night this week. Which is ok, I guess, I’ve been watching lots of Netflix Instant through the wee hours.
Last night, though, I watched a movie called 1900, starring fairly awful English dubbing, Robert de Niro’s flaccid penis, Gerard Depardieu’s flaccid FRENCH penis, some little boy penises, lots of 70’s bush, and introducing:
Donald...
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Jonesing for some Thin Mints.
When do those little twerps [who ruin my day at work so very often] start sellin’ em? They owe me.
I wonder if those grasshopper cookies would suffice. Then I wouldn’t have to give money to the cult of Juliette Gordon Lowe.
All I got out of Girl Scouts was a chipped tooth and two important lessons:
-Bitches ain’t shit
-Stirrup pants...
Maybe it's the vicodin talking, but
robin-sparkles:
I totally want to be double-teamed by the Winklevii.
Nah. That’s a perfectly sober, rational thought, I think.
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