November 2011
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October 2011
10 posts
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I’m not dead- if anyone was concerned. Just working two jobs with no days off (except for today, that was exciting) and wondering why I don’t have Secret Garden on DVD.
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September 2011
6 posts
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Internship at City Hall. I have to wear pantsuits and take the subway and sift through property titles.
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Nearly ran over Joseph Gordon Levitt with my car today when I managed to drive through the Dark Knight Rises set on accident.
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August 2011
12 posts
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Paul - Tea is weird in America →
This is why Simon Pegg is my ideal man. “Tea’s weird in America.. they leave the bag in.”
God, we’d drink so much milky tea our teeth would rot and we’d ride Battlebots into the sunset.
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“Let me tell you some things.
I used to investigate child abuse and neglect. I...”
– STFU, Conservatives: When I say I’m pro-life…
This is perfect.
(via mis-anthrop-ologie)
And I mean, I believe in stuff like this.
(via freudianflips)
Well, this made me tear up this morning.
(via tastiejam)
““Pro-life” is simply a philosophy in which the only life worth saving is the one...
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Online Art History Class Words for Describing Georgia O’Keefe: vaginal vaginesque genital-oriented but my all time fave is: valvular
WHAT? I think the word you’re looking for is yonic.
Fox & Friends Outraged Crayola Recognizes More... →
stfuconservatives:
squeetothegee:
steviemcfly:
Crayola releases crayons that represent skin colors outside of the Nordic white to Georgia peach range, Fox News calls it “liberal pandering” and “PC gone too far.”
How is it that usually when the right complains about political correctness, they’re actually just complaining about regular-ass correctness?
These crayons have been around since...
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July 2011
18 posts
The Frenemy.: What I'd (Rather) Do In My Bed Than... →
thefrenemy:
not have to worry about if there is hair on the back of my knees or my upper thighs or any place creepy
not have to worry about ingrown hairs looking like diseased spider eggs about to crawl out of me
think about having sex with an attractive celebrity
think about having sex with some guy I…
In my experience, sex and eating ice cream in bed are not mutually exclusive.
Family Reunion
We’re discussing cadavers, Bram Stoker, Hoarders, pica and artisan beer.
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I have to stop watching Pirate Radio. But I can’t.
Look at him.
Digging up all of my adolescent thoughts on Rhys Ifans.
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Enough About Bullshit, Now For Some GOOD... →
stfusexists:
NARAL texted me today, because we’re bffs, and alerted me to the fact that a panel of medical experts has recommended to the Department of Health and Human Services that all FDA approved birth control be offered free of copays! The HHS will make its decision later this week.
In the meantime, please sign and reblog this petition!
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Is it normal to cry while watching Parks and Rec? Yes? No?
I just liked Leslie’s shpiel about Trishes vs. Susans, ok?
Bust out the 2% y’all, I am pee-emm-essing.
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My afternoon plans were rudely interrupted. No screwdrivers for me and my lack of self-maintenance is still a national emergency.
Now I’m making brownies and getting drunk on shitty, shitty pink wine instead.
I really wish that Harry ended up married to Luna...
way-harsh-tai:
Or married to no one and just living the awesome life.
Or married to Neville.
Anything but Ginny.
Ginny sucks.
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House to myself..
Screwdrivers, Inglourious Basterds, pedicure, brazilian, in no particular order.
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I’m being mansplained to currently. Not. in. the. mood.
June 2011
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